Oh, honey, you wanna talk about that fancy YSL Envelope bag? The one they call “Original Order”? Well, let me tell you, I seen a thing or two in my day, and that bag, it’s somethin’ else. I heard some folks callin’ it the Remake Yves Saint Laurent YSL Envelope Bag. Sounds mighty important, don’t it?
Now, I ain’t one for those highfalutin’ city stores, but I got eyes. I seen these young girls, all dolled up, carryin’ these YSL bags. They strut around like they own the place. And this Envelope one, it’s popular, I tell ya. It’s like a little pocketbook, but fancy. Like you could put your church money in it, but also maybe somethin’ a little more… special. You know what I mean?
They got all kinds of ’em, I reckon. Big ones, small ones. Some with that shiny gold chain, others with a strap. I seen one they called the “Cassandre.” Sounds like a fancy lady’s name. And another one called “Triquilt.” Now, that one just sounds complicated. Like one of them fancy quilts your grandma used to make, but all shrunk down and made into a purse. They call it “YSL Envelope Triquilt” or something like that.
I heard these things cost a pretty penny. More than I’d spend on groceries for a month! They say they’re cheaper over in Europe. Paris, I think. Some folks go all the way over there just to buy these Saint Laurent bags. Can you believe it? I ain’t never been on no airplane, but if I did, I sure wouldn’t be spendin’ all my money on a pocketbook. No sir.
They say these Yves Saint Laurent bags got a secret number, like a code. Hidden inside, they say. Keeps the fakes away, I reckon. You gotta watch out for them fakes. They look the same, but they ain’t. Like buyin’ a store-bought pie instead of makin’ your own. Just ain’t the same, no matter how hard they try.
This Remake Envelope Bag, It’s all about that YSL, you see? That’s the name. Used to be called somethin’ else, I heard. Yves Saint Laurent. Sounds like a mouthful, don’t it? Then they changed it to just Saint Laurent. Like they’re too good for the whole name now. City folks, I tell ya. Always changin’ things up.
I saw one at the shop. It has “29 Items”. I don’t know what that means but they must be good if they have that many.
Here is what I saw in the shop:
- Envelope Triquilt Small YSL: This one is small. I think it costs $2.
- Saint Laurent Cassandre Large: This one is big. I think it costs $995.
- Saint Laurent Envelope Flap: This one costs $850.
- Saint Laurent Cassandre Small: This one is small and costs $830.
- Saint Laurent Envelope Small: Another small one, they must be popular. This one also costs $2.
Now, I don’t know much about this “Original Order” business. Sounds like somethin’ special. Maybe it’s the first one they made? Or maybe it’s made extra good? I don’t know. But they sure do charge a lot for it. It can cost $995.00. That’s a lot of money. If you ask me, a good sturdy bag is all you need. Somethin’ that can hold your wallet, your keys, maybe a little snack for the road. Don’t need no fancy YSL label to do that.
But hey, if that’s what you like, who am I to judge? Just be careful out there. Don’t go spendin’ your rent money on no Remake Yves Saint Laurent YSL Envelope bag. And watch out for them fakes. They’ll get ya if you ain’t careful. Just remember what I told ya. This old lady knows a thing or two, even if I don’t know nothin’ about no “Original Order” or “YSL Envelope Triquilt“. You just be smart, you hear?
And if you do get one of them fancy YSL bags, you be sure to show it off. Walk around like you own the place. Maybe then they’ll finally let me into that fancy store downtown. Just to look, of course. I ain’t buyin’ nothin’. Unless they got a good sale on, maybe. A good sale is a good sale, even on a Saint Laurent bag.
I think YSL bags are 20% cheaper in Europe. That is what I heard. If you are in Paris, you can get one for cheaper.
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